Lorty, lorty! I’m alive! And business is thriving. A matter of fact, I had a sweet baby on January 17th, took some very relaxing maternity leave time, and now I’m back to booking parties like crazy and my team has already done $250,000 since January 1st of this year! I’m enjoying this ride more than ever before, I think! :) And on April 12th, YOU are invited to come to Lexington, KY and learn more about this crazy Pure Romance gig!


Do you know what that number is???

That’s my team’s sales since I started Pure Romance a little over 2 years ago.

They have done almost ONE MILLION DOLLARS in sales.

So no, direct sales aren’t a scam, when you sell a product that’s recession-proof that people love, need a resource for, and want to know more about.

And no, I’m not the only one making money when another girl on my team JUST promoted to Director (Eryn Davis Parsley) & one girl has been with us a little over 2 months & done $5,408 worth of sales (Brandi Campbell)…

Our team is not stopping or slowing down. We are growing. We are openly hiring. And we are making money for our families while we make you ladies laugh & normalize sexual health & change people’s minds.

$929,000… and some of that pie could have been yours, already. Some of that could have paid off your credit cards, bought you a new car, taken you on vacation… or built you a house.

WHAT are you waiting for? There’s no time for fear when you’re missing out on almost a million dollars. Let’s GO!

http://pureromance.com/kalenclark and click “Join My Team” — it’s time to stop missing out.

Hi, friends! Your friendly (or pregnant a-hole) Kentucky Pure Romance Consultant here! I’m still very much alive and active in my business, enjoying a slower party schedule as I swing through this pregnancy and watch my team grow, grow, grow! No…seriously. My team is about to cruise on by a $60,000 September as if it’s nothing… just more proof it’s not ME making all the monies! ;) Team Pink Cupcakes is HOT right now, and corporate’s nationwide booking and sponsoring blitzes are only lighting the fire even more. We’re celebrating their hard work Wednesday night at my house with a pizza + pajama party! I love my girls and can’t wait to spoil them with surprises!!! And also eat the delicious food they bring to share, if we’re being honest.

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Some Cupcakes & my pregnant self at a huge bridal show in Lexington, KY!

Wanna know what I’m doing on Saturday? Going on my first-ever trip to Disney World and taking my whole family with me on MY tab, baby! This is something Pure Romance financially enabled me to do, and it maybe feels like CHRISTMAS in our household right now! We’re all SO excited! But I have one more party to finish out this week… kinda lovin’ the fact that I can use my profits from that to spend money on my littles down at Disney!

I’m still partying (GET on my schedule – what are you waiting for?), still building a team and training them, and still enjoying the fruit of my (very part-time) labor. Sometimes it’s hard to believe this is my lifestyle and this is my career now, it’s almost as good as if I was being personally fed chocolate chip cookies by a shirtless Daryl Dixon nightly. ALMOST.

Okay, who am I kidding? It’s better.

Join my team, shop online 24/7, or hostess a party with me today!

I just came back from the most fantastic party… I mean training, ever! Around 4,000 Pure Romance consultants and their guests took over the city of Cincinnati for World Conference and enjoyed free food, entertainment from Las Vegas, gifts and recognition, expert training classes, and the new product launch! Now we get to bring what we learned and saw to our customers – my favorite part!

Check out a video for one of the new products here:

And then browse everything we have to offer by visiting my official Pure Romance website! Shop online, 24/7, and have it shipped directly to you!


Stop talking about it and thinking about it… it’s time to go for it!

>> read more about the perks of being a Pure Romance Consultant here <<

I swear… I think my favorite part about being a Pure Romance consultant is FUN… best job, ever! I was watching this video of some of the girls who won a trip to Puerto Rico and smiling the entire time, such a sisterhood and always so many laughs when you get a group of Pure Romance consultants together in a room! Lots of inside jokes, too ;) haha

I love spring and summertime Pure Romance parties – lots of brides to spoil, lots of themed parties or parties outdoors by the pool… ah, it’s amazing. Plus, I tend to slow down a little bit in the warmer months so I can enjoy family time and “vacation” whenever I want. I’m spoiled a little bit, y’all. It has been hard to slow down this month because lots of girls want FREE goodies – especially Coochy and Body Dew, those are always my biggest hits of the season!

I’m super excited that I get to do my first training tomorrow in Cincinnati! Looking forward to teaching these awesome consultants and seeing a lot of my own team there getting their learn on ;) FREE TRAINING? Yes, please! Yet another perk of Pure Romance… they do these trainings all over the country!